Criticism. Essay. Fiction. Science. Weather.
week:
1Eye design, plant solar cells and
the ape squad culture war. 2CloneBeef: coming to a burger near you
and the new (privatized) Space Race 3The story of sixty cell lines
and how they restricted science 4Why'd they have to make it a pyramid again?
and wastewater pays back 5Monkeys, Peanuts and the Science
of Unrequited Love. 6Throwing pieces of metal at a red planet
and "Its all about the Insulin, baby." 7Skate me to the moon with a rat-on-a-stick. 8Man and Machine lay down the boxing gloves,
joining forces to pursue good 9Bobbing for apples in a giant vat of grape flavoring. 10Do you believe in magic? 11Brain scans on the mind. 12Sex with cats, popping caps
and frying cars. 13The Quarterly Review drops Science;
√9 of the best so far. 14Flying on some sun rays. 15No, it's not the return of that new wave band. 16The rate of warming might be at issue,
but the fuel is definitely running out. 17Sleep your way to victory! 18I wonder how many big macs it takes... 19It's all drugs and giant waves this week 20Holy jumping jeans Batman!
That mouse is a knockout! 21They call Alabama the Crimson Tide...
or is it Maine? 22How much smaller than the head of a needle?
Well... a lot.
23Information nation ablation preservation. 24Do you want fries with that test tube burger? 25When weeds don't obey the rules. 26Two Quarters = One Half 27The things you can't see are much scarier. 28Jeepers peepers! 29It all makes so much sense...
except as good science. 30Another nugget of knowledge from the annals
of forgotten phenomena 31Very small birds and very large mountains. 32The hazelnut graham cracker one was nuts! 33Naming the new fruits. 34Gas is up but laptops are down. 3590ways brings the straight dope on a thanksgiving tall tale. 36I rolled em out on the street, but I've never once seen the old fella do the same. 37An alternative to tatooing UPC codes onto animals and an insatiable lust for rhino horn. 38"Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection..." 39Three, it's the magic number. 40Bivalves gone wild off that bubbly. 41If only there had been an experiment
to bring about the end of Edward Teller 42What's that, girl? Timmy's stuck in a well?
Wait, Timmy has Cancer?? 43Neuron fire beat electric spark. 44What do Penguins, Ostriches, and Earwigs have in common? 45Looking far, far away to find what's right here. 46Bringing some science for your valentine. 47What's so special about 2.5 pounds of gray stuff? 48I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow the house in. 49A million bases ain't no thang. 50Do the robots run this motha? Hell Yeah! 51A dormant giant looms in the Pacific Northwest... 52Cheap real estate to anyone who can
hold her breath for six hours a day. 53Like all the best megalomaniacs,
we can make Science all about us. 54Well, That's the long and short of it. 5599 Bottles of Beer on the pharmacy wall. 56Tortoises may move slow, but Orchids are definitely alive. 57Feeling hot! Lava so big the numbers don't stop. 58Attached at the hip. And a few other places as well. 59The swamp, or the savanna. You decide. 60Mom and Dad are fighting! 61The stress of death. 62N.I.M.B.Y. Well ... maybe ... 63I've got a headache this big! 64Attraction. 65Well, That's the long and short of it. 66Rafting through history. 67Before there was science there was unreason. 68Be careful with the weeds. Use them well. 69Climate change will not be served until those who are unaffected are as outraged as those who are. 70Lucy, a public whipping, it could only be ... 71The highs and lows of being high. 72A sign of the times. 73What was that? 74= Poetry 75The Solar System Shuffle 76Biodynamics is not the latest diet plan. 77Pulsatilla vulgaris 78Climate change will not be served until those who are unaffected are as outraged as those who are. A reprise. 79People cannot reason outside their own idiom. 80Soda pop or Ritalin? 81What's really up Kim's sleeve. 82Rolling the dice with molecular biology. 83Food so cheap it won't make you sick. 84In the ether with Einstein. 85Watch out for saturation.
And watch out for 2048. 86The wonderful thing about science is ... ? 87Silent or not, the truth is the truth. 88Playstation 3 or Science Olympiad? Now middle-school kids don't have to choose. 89From watch making to watch repair to Mars. 90We remember when this week seemed but a distant fantasy. 91The end of the quarter is here! 92What would they have done with Photoshop™? 93Modern minds can handle three questions. 94NAND the gardener said, "Let there be quantum tunneling." 95Get off The Pyramid. The traffic is terrible. 96Creeping to a shoreline near you -- neurodiversity. 97Baking soda vs. Baking powder - Scientific Subsitutions 98No jokes about Ice Cube allowed... 99What would your ancestors eat? 100A few rules of thumb for green ones. 101The proof is in the video. 102To those a definition for what life is. 103No, not the Stan Lee creation. 104What would they have done with Photoshop™? 105DNA is nothing but double-sided tape, essentially 106All the colors of the stage. 107Human and a monkey sittin' in a tree,
A-T-G-C-I-N-G.
108Poetic Retrospective
Language At Your Fingertips
Caitlin Lashbrook
After a recent workshop in which a colleague of mine and I were interpreting, we began discussing the very nature of the language we were just immersed in. What is known as American Sign Language, or ASL is a unique language in many ways. While it is quite naturally acquired, it was only formally recognized as a language with its own linguistic features in 1960. Up until that point the common belief was that is was a form of either elaborate pantomime or hand coded English, neither of which is true.
Our discussion centered around detail retention. During the meeting, while I had been interpreting for my 20 min turn, a workshop date and time was mentioned. I presumably interpreted this information correctly, as confirmed by my coworker, but I could not now recall what date and time had been announced. This is a common phenomenon known to those who interpret this language, one can very rarely retain what one is interpreting. The reason this is true is just one of the many reasons Sign Language is fascinating.
The brain is engaged in a minimum of 30 functions at any given moment during the interpreting process. This kind of mental energy is exhaustive and new interpreters often become quite exhausted easily. Sign Language interpreting is unique from all forms of language interpreting because it most typically is done simultaneously. Foreign language interpreting is executed through a method called consecutive interpreting. Here is an example: Speaker A is communicating in English, Speaker B in Spanish, and Speaker C in ASL. If we had a English/Spanish interpreter, commonly called terps, for speakers A&B it would go something like this. Speaker A would say a few sentences and pause. Interpreter would translate. Speaker B would respond and then pause. This would continue back and forth in sort of a relay form of communication. The reason for this is obvious. Both language are received through auditory channels and occupy the same pathways, physically and mentally, hence the need for a interpreting "traffic light" system.
Sign Language, however, is received through visual channels and so the auditory and visual channels can be used simultaneously, albeit at the cost of great metal exertion. So the situation my colleague and I had just interpreted went along as follows: Speaker A is talking and I raise my hands to start signing after I get the general idea of the first sentence, I continue until Speaker C has something to say and then they raise their hands which indicates they want to interject and they wait for me to finish my signed translation and then I switch over and began voicing for the signs I am seeing. Only because Sign Language is a visual language is this efficiency in translation possible. It is not much of surprise then when one considers that the interpreter is operating in two distinct languages with only a second or two of lag time that detail retention is just something the brain sacrifices in the strive to be coherent.
After my fellow terp and I laughed about how you can feel fairly stupid after a long interpreting assignment we chatted over lunch about the intrinsic nature of Sign which is evidenced by the recent studies showing sign acquisition in babies as young as 6 months. Sign Languages exist all over the world and before they were formally recognized and taught every deaf child had stockpile of what are called "home" signs. Home signs, while better than nothing, were not language and were an elaborate system of individualized gestures. Most babies, hearing or deaf, will point and indicate things with their hands. Unfortunately, these bumbling beginnings are not often reinforced and that natural first language goes by the wayside with the development of the vocal chords and the everyday bombardment of speech.
The importance of early language access is well understood now, as development experts often refer to the "critical period" of language acquisition. Imagine if all babies were taught sign and could express themselves however rudimentarily as early as 6 months. Much crying and frustration would be alleviated for both baby and mother! The potential for enhancing brain development is an obvious benefit.
A common misconception is that Sign Language is universal. Although I, certainly wish this were true, American Sign Language is unique from other sign languages across the world. Although due to historical factors, it is closely related to French Sign Language. Within the Deaf and signing communities in the United States there is a spectrum of strict adherence to what is formally and grammatically proper ASL and a signed version of English. Most fluent signers and most deaf people find the ease of ASL preferable, because it developed as a visual manual language and its grammar and structure reflect that. While it is certainly possible for someone to sign in English, by using special initialized signs and following the grammar and word order of English, it feels like a communication system and not a language. ASL has a fluid beauty inherent in its linguistics. Thus storytelling and poetry have emerged as powerful art forms within the ASL community.
ASL has a unique word order and syntax and what spoken language users convey in tone of voice, signers convey in expression. There are strict rules about the raising or furrowing of the eyebrows to indicate questions and to make clear whether that question is a yes/no question or an open ended question. What is termed "body shifting", the movement of the shoulders back and forth or a slight turn indicates spatial relations between subject in a direct discourse as well as timelines of the events being discussed.
ASL is limited in one way, that due to its very short historical life as an linguistically accepted language, its vocabulary in advanced academics is limited. For example, a word like postmodernism, word be fingerspelled in using manually coded English alphabet letters. These signs are being developed and incorporated as more Deaf people have equal access to higher levels of education through interpreters. However, this deficiency is nicely compensated by the close contact nature of ASL culture which allows for the formation and desemination of new words quite quickly.
As my coworker and I finished up our lunch and had revived our weary brains we shared a moment of excitement because we realized we are fortunate enough to take part in a language that not only is unique but is still developing. And while that maybe true to some extent of all languages with the exception of Latin and the other "dead" languages. American Sign Language is like a bold teenager, just spreading its linguistic wings under the recognition that is an equal among greats in a proud human tradition. What a beautiful thing in which to participate.