Criticism. Essay. Fiction. Science. Weather.
week:
1As the maps to our official past, monuments and memorials literally set our history in stone. 2Civil War Re-enactments and the Bradley Fighting Vehicles that Love Them. 3One whatever's perspective on
American/Iranian relations 4Tin soldiers and Nixon's coming - Or -
Delaware is the geographical center of Ohio 5This is not about Terri Schiavo.
We promise. 6Stick it to the Gideons. 7California increases its prison population six-fold and strikes a blow for the union man. 8It's not you; it's me... 9What's the Christian Coalition going to do with this one? 10Corporate nonprofit? Isn't that an oxymoron? Jed Emerson doesn't think so. And neither should you. 11You heard it here first:
Michael Jackson, not guilty! 12What's good for GM is good for GM. 13The Quaterly Review continues...
...with 2 Essays from the archives. 14What's that smell?
Saying no to the post-expiration date Nation-State. 15An antidote to the All-Star Break: Life before
the homerun call was on steroids. 16An antidote to the All Star Break: Life before
the homerun call was on steroids (cont.). 17Riding the city at night with a radio. 18Why shampoo really is the key to global economic development. 19Goat meat and digital watches: how to lay down the law without writing down the rules 20The control button is right down there. Next to the Z button. 21Clear Channels and
Herfindahl-Hirschman Indices 22Le Corbusier, meet Dr. Livingstone: using blank spots on the map to plan urban development. 23Sunk before it started raining: how the Army Corps of Engineers dammed Louisiana. 24The Carceral Continuum: I got my diploma from a school called Rikers, knowhatimsayin? 25Hey Betty and Veronica, let's find out
who wrote the Book of Love. 26The quarterly reviews go marching two by two, hurrah! hurrah! 27It's a mosque; it's a church; it's ... a museum! 28We're back for seconds, and it's not even Thanksgiving yet. 29The only thing standing between you and free Internet is the Titanic. 30Capitalism: the worst economic system,
except all the others. 31All the cool kids are doing it... 32In America you get food to eat; won't have to run through the jungle and scuff up your feet. 33Q-Tip never wanted Tommy Hilfiger
to be his friend. 34I am what I am not, even if it's only because
that's what people think I am. 35From Good ... to Great! 36Daylight makes these cities shrink. 37¡AGUANTALA! 38A chicken in every pot and
a deed to every garage. 39Celebrate the seasons with the Quarterly Review! 40The jig is up, Mr. Nobel. 41Will the circle be unbroken?
By and by, Lord, by and by. 42There's nothing to figure out, General Turgidson. This man is obviously a psychotic. 43It's the Buddhists and the Communists
in a fight to the death. 44Yes, this Essay is about
Punky Brewster. 45This article isn't just about being a bad friend. 46Something has gone wrong with the bathmat. 47It's more of a suspended state of poverty. 48Politics has always been complicated, I guess. 49The Cuyahoga Daily Mirror, this ain't. 50If Air America couldn't do it
maybe Al Jazeera can. 51Bzz, Bzz. Who's there? A culture of transparency. 52RVs (but no propane) in the R.V. 53Adding ads ad nauseum. 54Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes it rains: Peru's election goes to a runoff. 55The first kind is unpleasant and ill paid;
the second is pleasant and highly paid. 56Prison continues, on those who are entrusted to it, a work begun elsewhere... 57If versimilitude can be lost, then it must exist. But how can it exist in a world of irreconcilable inconsistencies? 58Certain young, beautiful, economically powerful women please take note. 59Bugs. On drugs. 60Progress. Genuine progress. 61Electricity and music. 62Garcia in; Chavez out. 63I thought globalization was
something we did to them. 64Twenty-three days, 189 bicyles.
Could there be anything better? 65The First Quarterly Review:
Taste it again for the first time. 66An undersized, ill-dribbling twenty-something
feeling jealous. 67Wal*Mart goes organic. Right. 68Stop us before we pollute again. 69Yes, they actually measure that. 70Even the Amish guys are cheating?
Not so fast... 71What Jeffrey Sachs would proclaim if he spent all day sitting on his tuchus. 72Blueberry or coconut infusion? That'll be extra. 73Point being: ride your bike. 74If it's still broke, don't fix it. 75If Judd and Sam can do it,
so can I. 76Grandma Kenya's new cell phone
package totally rules! 77Two bracelets and two necklaces?
That'll be $20 and your manhood. 78What Jeffrey Sachs would proclaim if he spent all day sitting on his tuchus. 79The elusive fall season... 80Kenneth Pollack gets no respect. 81900 is the new 300. 82That's affirmative. Or, at least, it ought to be. 83Where's the outrage? 84Saddam Husseing - not a good person. 85Headaches call for leeches on the temples. 86Less than nine months behind schedule
and OK by me. 87We may not know all the words,
but we know when it's done wrong. 88Nephrons. And Frank Ghery.
You make the call. 89All these activist legislatures are enough to make you miss Samuel Alito. 90See it again, for the 90th time. 91A Seventh Quarter Two-fer. 92The man they called Body Love. 93Five years old is far too old for a federal law. 94Being Very Professional 95Not a single loaf has left the building
for over a decade. 96An Absentee article. 97You're less than nothing.
You're dirt. 98Get down to the basics.
The basic basics. 99You can almost understand
why Britney shaved her head. 100April's coming.
Here's what's in store. 101The coolest thing ever. I think. 102Not only are we going to grow mangoes, but we'll sell them, too. 103Famous for being famous. Just like Paris Hilton, but less trashy. 104Fourth Quarterly Reviews bring spring
showers and 90ways anniversaries. 105There's a new bunny in town. Just in time for Easter.
106Dream small. 107If Hillside won, then I was Truckzilla. 108Disco boys on bicycles.
Week 53 is the first 90ways anniversary. A year ago today was our very own week number 1. One year later, it's week 53. Just like the calendar promised. We think that warrants some navel gazing.
90ways Adds Ads to Largely Positive Results
Carter Romansky
About two months ago, we here at 90ways started featuring ads on our website. They're right over there, in the right-hand margin, tastefully shaded to blend in with our general color scheme. We put up the ads because we wanted to start generating enough revenue to pay our writers.
The way the money flows is this: when we registered for the ads, Google set up a special bank account with our name on it. Then they sent us some code that we baked into our site so that their search technology can read our pages and put up ads that reflect our content. Every time you look at or click on one of those ads, Google deposits a small amount of money in our account -- on the order of a couple cents for a look and a couple of dozen cents for a click. There are other things that affect the amount of money deposited in our account -- such as the amount of time you spend on our site -- but we aren't entirely sure how those things work. Google keeps them secret.
Putting the ads on our site was a matter of deep discussion among the editorial staff, and one which we undertook with some reservations. However, our experience with the ads has, on the whole, been positive, if at times perplexing. The ads have given us the opportunity to puzzle out some of the inner workings of the world's most powerful information management technology, to understand the ways in which we are still learning to use the Internet, and to reexamine through feedback from our readers how consistently we are approaching our mission.
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I wrote a piece about Tibet shortly after we started featuring Google's ads on our site. Though Tibet is a decidedly leftist topic, my approach wasn't the traditional recent-college-grad take on things. Nonetheless, the ads that Google generated to accompany the article were clearly those that would appeal to the type of young, idealistic, liberal audience that would be reading about Tibet. Or at least they were the type of ads that would appeal to them in a these-ads-appeal-to-this-demographic kind of way. So, in that sense, good work, Google.
However, it turns out that most of these ads were just ads for other ads. With titles like "Should George Bush be impeached?" and "What's the deal with Bill O'Reilly?" these ads were intended to get me to fill out surveys; surveys which were, of course, just vehicles to have me look at ads for products or to collect information about me so that I can be added to a list and then sold to advertisers.
The way these survey sites turn a profit is by paying Google less money to advertise through AdSense than they (the survey sites) receive from the organizations advertising through them. The sites achieve this goal in a number of ways (most importantly through keeping you on their site longer than people tend to stay on most other sites), but the relevant point is that someone (namely the people advertising on the survey sites) thinks they are more likely to find people who will buy their products by advertising with the survey site instead of Google (hence their willingness to pay the survey site more).
But wait a minute ... isn't Google supposed to be the best at connecting people with the information they need? And, in that light, wouldn't it stand to reason that Google would be the best at connecting consumers to the products that are right for them?
Google can't get you to use information. It doesn't control or manipulate the way you interact with information once you have found it. It certainly has control over how you get to it (and that puts it in an immensely powerful position), but Google can't make you read an article, look at a picture, or view an ad. A cleverly designed survey or really anything that stirs our passions and provokes our sense of intrigue, on the other hand, can. No matter how good your algorithm, a computer will never have that ability. And so the need for these adworld middlemen looks like it is here to stay.
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One of the other reasons the ads accompanying the Tibet article all concerned George Bush and other polarizing political figures of the day is that those ads were partially generated using old information. Because the content of our site changes every day, Google's ads will not pertain to the information on a given page unless their robot happened to read the site that day (in general, it reads our site every three days). If you look now, you'll see that the Tibet ads are different than they once were.
What's interesting about this is that we specifically designed our site to take advantage of the real-time publishing capabilities of the Internet. The reason our site changes every day is that the Internet let us do that. It's ironic that that very feature has kept Google from understanding us.
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The second interesting series of ads to show up on our site focused on selling services that would help students write college essays and term papers. Not only is this type of service antithetical to the mission of this website (to encourage fun, but intellectually rigorous engagement and debate), but, as one loyal reader pointed out, the essays offered were horrible.
In light of our experience with ads, our question has changed from "should we have ads?" to "should we let Google do our ads?" The true challenge of this question is that we can't give an in between answer (something we are quite fond of, particularly here in the Essay section). Either we get all of Google's ads or we get none of them.